I might stop by the Brainternet store at the mall and have the implant procedure done next weekend. I will make sure to use a good government approved virus protection software to prevent viruses and hackers.
With Brainternet, you can send emails, visit websites, and download files all from the comfort of your own brain.
This could change everything or nothing at all. Our symbological art bureaucracy is just that much more beautiful thanks to the addition of watercolors.